Greetings, one and all! It's been a while, hasn't it? I just wanted you all to know that I'm still alive and kicking! Well... not so much kicking. You see, both of my feet came off! One disappeared for a while, then we found it. ~Vempca got it and picked me up only to find that my OTHER foot was gone! I tried to tell her, but she's been a little busy. So in the end, I got both of my feet back. However, my left one doesn't seem to want to stay on.

I've recently had a lot of jobs. I'll soon put up pictures that ~Vempca took of me at said jobs. I'm currently working as the greeting-man at her mother and father's shop. It's a fun job up until one of the wreckless guys decides to come and pick me up. The customers are nice to me, though.

There probably won't be any new pictures for a while as ~Vempca's camera broke. When she gets a minute at home to update, I'm sure she will upload the pictures from my jobs and from our Florida vacation.

Well, I have to go! Neva needs to use the computer. Bye now!

Yours truly,
Stan